People who give pets a bit of chocolate when they know it’s their pets last day are a bit of a funny concept. Imagine being old and friends with an alien who will live ten times your lifespan and they’re like “ah shit he’s dying, well since you’re dying anyway haven’t you always wanted to know what uranium tastes like?”
my second favorite type of ffxiv screenshot is “capturing someone’s chat bubble the second they fucking eat shit and die” so have an assortment of such images. please enjoy
if anyone was wondering it is possible to read orv in 18 and a bit hours if you do not stop reading orv during those 18 and a bit hours for more than a minute and also if you read a bit more than what my books app considers to be 500 pages per hour. i do not recommend you do this
Currently hyena laughing because you know at least one of Batman’s kids spilled their smoothie on themselves when he pitched-and-rolled a little too fast and they would NOT stop complaining about the lack of cupholders. His kids are whiners, is what they are, and he’s tired of hearing about it.
Time for a pretty obscure character, it’s Miss Martine! In the Rodier version of Alph-Art everyone is incredibly 70s, while I love 70s fashion I thought I’d do my own design of her that’s rooted in the 30s. I was very much inspired by Miss Lemon from ITV’s Poirot.
Tintin absolutely needs some female friends, and friends that are more his age. I can imagine Martine, Chang and Tintin forming a chaotic trio and tearing up Brussels!
one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!
and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse